Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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