He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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