I'm really into asian looking animals
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
