ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i now understand why vodka
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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