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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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