can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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