Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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