summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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