I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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