I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
is it fun? or sober?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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