My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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