Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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