Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My penis needs a shock collar
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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