He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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