im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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