So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well you can't waste a boner
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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