So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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