going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You're a disaster
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