It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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