Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
