Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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