It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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