I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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