Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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