Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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