check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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