I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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