Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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