oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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