Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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