Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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