You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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