when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
NoShamevember. You game?
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