I am puke
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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