im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
how drunk are you?
Several
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
