YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think your dad took our porno
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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