I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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