piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This is the high leading the old right now
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Randomize
