what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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