Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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