Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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