I bet he comes in French.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Randomize
