too bad you live with your parents still
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
