You work out of a Hotel?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
