Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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