Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
is it fun? or sober?
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