There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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