I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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