so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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