Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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