His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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