So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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