don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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