chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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