He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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